Bloodwash Fan Song to the Tune of Cabinet Man

Created on ???. A while ago. Probably not before 2022.

I need to go to the laundromat tonight
Baby's coming soon, and money has
been tight
My boyfriend only drinks, pushing me to
the brink
Job interviews demand clothes be clean.

The bus ride over went nothing but awry
‘Cus everybody had told me I would die
Mysteries abound, and I hope I won’t be
found
Without change for the washing machines.

I’ve a baby yet to be born
And my patience’s already worn
If you think you can stop me well,
You best be ready to face hell

Apparently the next door building had
burned down
Suspicious start, and the victim wasn’t
found
Plus that womb-ripper, I’m certainly not
chipper
I hope I won’t be the next victim.

Oh my god, that’s a dead body in the store
It’s been hours, and cops still aren’t at the
door
The murderer is here, hunting me, and I
fear
“Kill or be Killed” will be my dictum.

I’ve a baby yet to be born
And my patience’s already worn
If you think you can stop me well,
You best be ready to face hell

Hey, what about me, baby!

I'm happy for years and years and,
Only eating the occasional maintenance
man
Only stealing a few unborn babies
Maybe no one minds murdered ladies,
who knows?
I only want to have fun
But now they're telling me my days here
are done
'Cus there's this woman who's been
escaping my claws
And now I think I'm getting caught in her
jaws!

I have traversed the maze that she calls
her home
I’ve seen the bodies she kept, trophies of
bone
I’ll gladly break her skin, kill the evil within
I see her coming around the corner
I grab the gun used on her victims
I put it near my eye, aim for her
I will live, I’ll avenge these women

Pop!

I’ve a baby yet to be born
And my patience’s already worn
If you think you can stop me well,
You best be ready to face hell!

Notes:

Hellooo. This is a fan song to the game Bloodwash by Black Eyed Priest. Some things are innacurate to the game.

This song was written to the tune of Cabinet Man by Lemon Demon, and even takes some lyrics from it.

I've used pre tags on this, which I haven't used before. It looks fine to me, but apologies if there are issues I can't see.

In cabinet man, there's a little musical flourish placed on "...like I was going to war". In this song, that flourish takes place on "...had told me I would die".